actually i experience “body horror” every day. because. um. i have one

weirdolesbo:

If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit

somethingusefulfromflorida:

love-is-pain-highness:

damazcuz:

Either you’re frolicking in this field with me or you’re frolicking in this field against me.

Only a Sith deals in bluebonnets

earlgrey-slutty:

ssdenbrough:

high-theyre-frendo:

doityourselfbombs:

osha compliant blowjob

ALT

toastbutteregg:

sandmandaddy69:

yharnam-is-a-fuck:

jellycatstuffies:

Little Snake

Ko-fi / Instagram

domino:

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

noragesimus:

when cats sniff u they are saying smello

rrdiner:

me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

peach-tia:

“download the app to continue!” what if I kill you

bumblebeerror:

nick-nonya:

pibblepunk:

Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

hey why is your leitmotif playing over the bbeg’s theme bro haha

Hey bro? Bro? Why did a tooltip just tell me to use ctrl to sprint?? Bro?? BRO??